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Married to a Fruitloop Peachygirl #3

Updated: Aug 19, 2021

Let’s continue with the L.O.V.E.R.S. acronym where we left off.

V is for very, VERY slow. Bananaman, you love your Peachygirl and you show it by connecting with her in a physical way … BUT … GO SLOW! She doesn’t need her Bananaman peeling of his skin then jumping into the cabbage patch when she just walks by! My advice is don’t jump but give her lots of any, or all, of the following … OFTEN:

  • massaging with oil (Your Peach might like lavender or another perfumed lotion?);

  • rubbing her feet, hands, head, or other non-erogenous zone;

  • dinners out or cooking a meal for the family;

  • doing the dishes AND wiping up;

  • putting the kids to bed;

etc etc etc.

There are a lot of ectaras—many ways in which you can fill your particular Peachygirl’s love-punchbowl. But I do get it, from your point of view, it is probably very annoying for you! You just look at that cute little Peach and you’re ready (you macho-Bananaman-you!).

However your Peachygir