Updated: Aug 9
Now it’s your turn Bananaman.
You are a good loving man who wants to do the best by his Peachygirl, but it seems so complicated and it certainly doesn’t make any sense to a sensible, logical Bananaman. Therefore, don’t try to make sense out of it, just accept that your Peachygirl is not an aberration from the human race. No! She’s like every other Bananaman’s wife with all those feeelllliiiinnnnggggssss! She really needs for you two to be LOVERS.
Now her definition of that is not the horizontal variety, but to her it means to be in sync with you heart-wise. Always. Today, tomorrow and next week. Her one desire is to have an